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WGN Has Woman Make Sparks With Her Crotch In Front Of Awestruck Kids

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This wonderful moment in local news history was broadcast recently on Chicago's WGN. Please note the children in the background.

Here's how I imagine the conversation that led to this segment going down.

REPORTER: Hey, what's up with that saw and the metal box on your crotch?

LADY: It's for this thing of when I, like, jam the saw against the metal box.

REPORTER: Why?

LADY: To make it look like sparks are coming out of my vagina. Want me to do it on camera? Maybe in front of some small children?

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REPORTER: [Thinks for 15 seconds] Sure.

[WGN]

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