We all know that Billy Joel sucks (especially lately), but as SB Nation's Spencer Hall recently noted, there's a portion of nearly every one of his songs that's really great. (You can usually blame Joel's rock-solid rhythm section of Liberty DeVitto and Doug Stegmeyer for that.)

Anyway, up above we took a well-known Billy Joel song and removed him from it entirely, replacing his appearance with that of Jay-Z (and Cedric the Entertainer) from his Black Album track "Threat." Call it "Stranger Danger," or whatever, and we're open to doing more of these improvements of Billy Joel's back catalogue.