Smithsonian National Zoo

The Smithsonian National Zoo has brought in Sparky, the Sumatran tiger you see above, for the sole purpose of sexing up “proven breeder” Damai (also a tiger).

The 12-year-old sex tiger was brought to the Zoo on a “breeding recommendation,” despite the fact that he has yet to reproduce. So assuming Sparky is like every other male who identifies as a sex tiger, our deepest condolences go out to Damai.