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I’m having a really fucking hard time with this dog, you guys.

This dog’s name is Lisa, and the photos of her that currently have me feeling unsettled—on a molecular level—come from The Dodo, which describes Lisa’s appearance as “strange.” Yeah, I suppose “strange” is right word, so long as your definition of “strange” is [STRICKEN BY CHILLS, COLLAPSES INTO A PUDDLE OF COLD SWEAT].


This fucking dog, man.

Lisa looks like this because she had to have surgery to repair her inflamed eyelids as a pup. I’m sure that was painful and I am very sorry that Lisa had to live through that ordeal.


If I ever find myself alone with Lisa, I will probably try to bury her alive.

Photos via The Dodo

[The Dodo]


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