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Saturn backlit by the sun, photographed by the Cassini spacecraft in 2013. Photo: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI via Getty Images

Most of the planets are good, very good. But some are better than others. Here are the planets of our solar system, ranked from best to worst.

  1. Earth
  2. Saturn
  3. Mars
  4. Jupiter
  5. Venus
  6. Neptune
  7. Uranus
  8. Getting hit by Cassini
  9. Mercury

Deputy editor | Deadspin

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