Today's edition of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" takes us to Greenville, S.C., where WYFF news sent a reporter into the field to do some sledding. Unfortunately, she failed to adhere to the first rule of sledding, which is to never sled face-first into a dirty-ass block of frozen snow. Actually, the first rule of sledding is "Have fun!" but the second rule is definitely that thing about not busting your face.
Be sure to stick around for the bonus blooper, in which a child takes out the cameraman. All in all, this is a great piece of local news.