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Has Donald Trump Ever Actually Met A Dog?

At a rally last night in Pennsylvania, Donald Trump claimed his opponent Hillary Clinton “cheated like a dog” at their last debate. It’s just the latest in a long string of canny canine similes used Trump, and one that makes us wonder if the GOP presidential candidate has ever, actually, met a dog.

So we went back through the archives to find all the different things Donald Trump thinks dogs do; it’s in the video above, but they include such behaviors as “sweating,” “choking,” and “getting fired.” We’re looking forward to President Trump’s First Pet, which we hope for the sake of animal welfare is a cat.


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Timothy Burke

Timothy Burke is formerly Deadspin's Video Director.

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