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Grover Norquist Rages At Debate: What About The Motherfucking Vapers?

We know where Donald Trump stands on pussy grabbing (for). We know where Hillary Clinton stands on drinking water (against). What we don’t know, however, is where either candidate stands on the biggest issue of the election: Vapers’ rights.

Americans For Tax Reform founder Grover Norquist knows what the people want.


Donald, Hillary—tell us that the vaping movement’s forefathers shall not have vaped in vain. Tell us that our clouds are sick and that our mods are dank. Tell us where you stand on motherfucking vaping.

We’re waiting.

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