
1. Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up knots.
2. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile. (2a. Given the choice between the two of you, Iâd take the seasick crocodile.)
3. The three best words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: âStink, Stank, STUNK.â
4. Your heartâs a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
5. Your brain is full of spiders.
6. Youâre a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
7. You have termites in your smile.
8. Youâre as charming as an eel.
9. You nauseate me.
10. Youâre a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
11. Youâve got garlic in your soul.
12. I wouldnât touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
13. Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
14. Youâre a vile one.
15. Your soul is full of gunk.
16. Youâre as cuddly as a cactus.
17. Your heartâs an empty hole.
18. Youâre a monster.
19. Youâre a foul one.
20. Youâre a mean one.
21. Youâre a nasty wasty skunk.
22. Youâre a rotter.
23. Youâre the king of sinful sots.
24. You really are a heel.
25. Youâre a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
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