Photo: Joe Parris (Twitter)

This morning, residents in Boise, Idaho, woke up to approximately 75 marauding goats roaming from house to house, eating everything in their path like a plague of slow-moving, adorable locusts.

According to local reporter Joe Parris, no one knew where these goats came from or anything about them. Animal control was dispatched but couldnā€™t cart them all away in their single truck.


Eventually, the kids were hauled off in a truck from We Rent Goats, a local company that provides goats for all your weed removal and other lawn care needs.


Thatā€™s all, goats.