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Last week, two men spray painted “FUCK TRUMP!” on the wall of a Philadelphia Fresh Market. (That’s like a cut-rate Whole Foods.) They were a bit haphazard with their vandalism and got caught on security cameras by the grocery store. This is not a particularly notable case on its merits, and would be far below our radar if not for the outfit of the spray painter’s alleged accomplice. Dude showed up to help his buddy declare that Donald Trump was bad to a grocery store parking lot, after midnight, on the night of Thanksgiving, wearing an ascot and toting a glass of wine.

Anyway, the man has since been identified as a city attorney. He has not spoken about the incident, although I’d expect him to do so in an extremely fake put-upon British accent. Deadspin’s Philadelphia bureau says that not only is he supported in the city, but should be given a raise.


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