This extremely chill carriage horse escaped from his oppressors in New York City this weekend, and proceeded to take advantage of his freedom by going on a morning jaunt down 11th Avenue.

The cops had to be dicks about it though, and tried to put the kibosh on the horse's plans. Sorry, officers, but I didn't realize it was a crime to enjoy a brisk autumn morning in New York City these days.

[Gothamist]