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Every bear knows that the greatest threat its dignity is a container of food big enough to fit over a hungry bear’s head. And so any bear that wants to avoid being labeled as a big idiot dumbass has to follow just one simple rule: don’t stick your big bear head in large food containers.

I’m sorry to say that this bear right here is a big fool:


A wildlife officer eventually tranquilized this dummy and removed the empty cheese poof tub from its head. Hopefully this bear has learned a valuable lesson about self control.

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