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Donald Trump Prepares For Tonight's Debate

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At this point, it’s common knowledge that Donald Trump isn’t exactly one for studying, but even the Donald has to prepare a little. Which is why now, for the first time ever, we’re giving you an inside look at Trump headquarters as his team readies their candidate for tonight’s debate.

Please, enjoy.

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A disemboweled Trump is laid out to dry.

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The mask all the way on the left is his heart.

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A tan fit for a president.

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Here, Donald Trump receives a final squirt of makeup. He’s beautiful now.

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“You’re fired,” Trump says, getting a few laughs in with his handler before the man leaves to file for unemployment.

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The various Trumps hang back for a minute of quiet reflection.

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Until finally...

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The handlers have had their way. He has been extensively prepared, molded for the occasion. Our boy is as ready as he’ll ever be.

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