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Out of all the jamokes currently attending the Guns ’N Camo sleepaway camp in a remote and unspectacular administrative building in Oregon, the guy in the video above might be the jamokiest. Click play, and you’ll see Jon Ritzheimer tearfully inform his children that he won’t be home for awhile because, “Your daddy swore an oath. He swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution.” Christ, what a knob. Don’t you wish someone would come up with an effective way to repeatedly shame this dillweed on the internet?

Thankfully, Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle has come up with such a method, and it’s taking off. #DaddySworeAnOath is the meme we need right now:


Such brave men.

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