BuzzFeed CEO Jonah Peretti decided to share a little insight into Ivanka Trump’s capacity for lewdness on Twitter earlier today. According to Peretti, Ivanka is particularly interested in seeing “a mulatto cock.”
A few things. First: Jonah, you know you run a news site, right?
And second, this does not conform to Ivanka’s meticulously curated personal brand. We’ve reached out to the Trump campaign for comment on Ivanka’s cock preferences, and will update if and when we receive a response.
Update 5:22 p.m.:
BuzzFeed has confirmed that its CEO was, in fact, serious about Ivanka’s supposed aspirations.
Update 5:25 p.m.:
She was saying how she first said she had never seen an uncircumcised cock and then she said, ‘I’ve never seen a mulatto cock. There’s lots of cocks I’ve never seen,’ or something like that,
Peretti said the encounter with Ivanka occurred at a Manhattan dive bar called Tropical some about10 years ago with roughly five other people present.
Apparently, Peretti hadn’t said anything about the comment before today because he believed it was “personal.” While we have yet to hear back from the Trump campaign, we’re sure her father could not possibly be more proud.
Update 6:11 p.m.:
Thus begins the great Ivanka-Peretti feud of 2016. We are truly in hell.