Mar 17 2016173/17/1611 Irish Whiskies, RankedWill Gordon135I’m not huge on green-tinted beer or white ethnic pride, but history has proven that St. Patrick came down on the…
Foodspin3/1/16Mar 1 201631Foodspin3/1/16FoodspinBurger King's Hot Dogs Are A Tasteful Middle Finger To Uppity Fast FoodWill Gordon182Hey, bud, want a burrito? For real. I appreciate you: For the way you talk, the way you walk, the way you’re…
Foodspin2/26/16Feb 26 201618Foodspin2/26/16FoodspinFast-Food Smackdown: Burger King's Jalapeño Chicken Fries Vs. Taco Bell's QuesalupaWill Gordon68Life, being pain, will sometimes trap even the most careful fast-foodie in the burgerless hellscape of a bullshit…
Feb 9 2016132/9/16How To Make A Kick-Ass SazeracWill Gordon70I’ve never been to New Orleans and don’t know nearly as much as I should about its culture, but I do know Mardi Gras…
Feb 4 2016102/4/1613 Alcoholic Soda Pops, RankedWill Gordon85American consumption of full-calorie soft drinks has been dropping for years now, as we’ve shown rare nutritional…
Jan 29 201651/29/16Fast-Food Smackdown: McDonald's Mozzarella Sticks Vs. Wendy's Bacon Fondue FriesWill Gordon86Cheese trails only corgis and dead British men as a stimulator of exaggerated public devotion. Forgetting for a…
Foodspin1/27/16Jan 27 201615Foodspin1/27/16Foodspin12 Root Beers, RankedWill Gordon256Any of you happy bastards still clinging to the Sober January charade? Me neither, thank goodness, but I do always…
Jan 14 2016171/14/1614 Ways To Get More Bang For Your Boozing BuckWill Gordon216Drinking is expensive! Or at least it is if you do it with any kind of style and dedication. If your lone goal is to…
Dec 30 20151112/30/15Nacho Smackdown: Taco Bell Vs. 7-ElevenWill Gordon76Tex-Mex food is increasingly popular in the United States for a number of very good reasons: It caters to our…
Dec 18 20151112/18/1524 Winter Beers, RankedWill Gordon179Winter beer is a slippery category that used to comprise slightly boozy ales brewed with spices and odd grains, but…
Dec 11 2015712/11/1516 Rock-Themed Beers, RankedWill Gordon110There are currently more breweries than at any time in American history, which is cool enough, but what’s even…
Nov 25 20151311/25/15The Perfect Beer For All Your Thanksgiving NeedsWill Gordon44All holidays are the best, but Thanksgiving is the extra-best, because it doesn’t offend anyone other than the…
Nov 19 20151811/19/15Frozen-Food Smackdown: Totino's Pizza Rolls Vs. Hot Pockets Snack BitesWill Gordon93Dweezil Zappa’s dad memorably declared that a country’s legitimacy is predicated upon its having its own airline and…
Nov 18 20151611/18/1514 Vodkas, RankedWill Gordon324Americans drink more vodka than any other spirit, although whiskey has been gaining ground in recent years.…
Nov 13 20151111/13/15Guinness Is Struggling, And This Gimmicky New IPA Won't Save ItWill Gordon101If you came of drinking age in a certain era, Guinness Draught was quite likely the first good beer you ever had. As…
Nov 9 20151611/9/15Chicken Nugget Smackdown: Wendy's vs. Burger King vs. McDonald'sWill Gordon184Little kids can be cool, but there are a lot of obvious arguments against parenthood. Children are demonstrably…
Nov 3 2015511/3/15Stone's Goofy New Carrot-Cake Beer Is Pretty Good!Will Gordon26After cleaning the ceiling fans on Monday and ordering new sweatpants yesterday, just a single item remains on my…
Nov 2 2015711/2/1514 Tips For Enjoying A Beer Festival's Majestic ChaosWill Gordon52Beer festivals have a lot going for them, what with brewski and festivity right there in the very name. What’s…
Oct 27 2015910/27/15This Is The Best New Pumpkin BeerWill Gordon84Booze and leisure bloggers have no need for calendars, but we do require many of the same ointments, detergents, and…
Oct 22 20151310/22/1511 Gins, RankedWill Gordon254Gin is the best white spirit, and its reward for this distinction is an unfounded but excellent reputation for…