Dec 2 20152012/2/15How To Say Goodbye To City LifeTom Breihan100There may come a time in your life when, through choice or necessity, you will find yourself abandoning the…
Nov 25 20152011/25/15Red Cliff Is The Crazed War Epic John Woo Was Reborn To MakeTom Breihan39It’s probably fair to say that John Woo went limping back to Hong Kong. In the ’80s and early ’90s, Woo changed the…
Nov 20 201512911/20/15The Grisly, Goofy Starship Troopers Played Dumb To Make Hollywood Look Even DumberTom Breihan626The moment when you discover what Starship Troopers is really about is one of the great eureka moments in the life…
Nov 13 2015611/13/15Skin Trade Lets Dolph Lundgren Cook, And For A Dumb Action Flick, That's EnoughTom Breihan29Dolph Lundgren has had a couple of cups of coffee with the American pop-cultural psyche: haughtily sneering over…
Nov 6 20151211/6/15Infernal Affairs Can't Escape The Departed's Shadow, But Watch It AnywayTom Breihan53Hong Kong action-movie directors have picked up a lot from Martin Scorsese. Think of John Woo in particular: the…
Movies10/30/15Oct 30 201519Movies10/30/15MoviesThe Wild Bunch Is Still Nasty, Unrelenting, And Pretty Goddamn GreatTom Breihan58Imagine being alive in 1969 and going to see The Wild Bunch when it was new. It was released in an era when American…
Oct 23 2015710/23/15No Tears For The Dead Mixes Badass Fights With Heavy ConsequencesTom Breihan13In the opening scene of the 2014 South Korean thriller No Tears for the Dead, we see a dark, brooding figure,…
Oct 15 2015610/15/15The Avenging Eagle Is A Great Shaw Brothers Flick For Kung Fu Novices And Experts AlikeTom Breihan23Sometime in the last month or two, a whole pile of Shaw Brothers kung fu movies suddenly appeared on Netflix. The…
Oct 9 20151710/9/15Jason Bourne Is The Paranoid-Assassin Hero America Needed, And DeservedTom Breihan58I don’t know if I can call Matt Damon’s Bourne movies the best action franchise that’s come along thus far this…
Movies10/2/15Oct 2 201511Movies10/2/15MoviesThe Bank Job Is A Great Jason Statham Flick, Even Though He Hardly Kicks AnybodyTom Breihan35The Bank Job is a movie that stars Jason Statham, but it’s not a Jason Statham movie. The chief attributes of his…
Sep 25 201589/25/15Elite Squad: The Enemy Within Is The Next Stop For Narcos FiendsTom Breihan13There’s a very good chance you’ve spent some time in the past few week binging on Narcos, the new Netflix show about…
Sep 17 2015369/17/15First Blood Is A Darker, Sadder, And Better Rambo Flick Than You RememberTom Breihan74The climax of 1982’s First Blood isn’t a gun battle or a knife fight. It’s Sylvester Stallone, as John Rambo,…
Sep 11 2015159/11/15Shanghai Noon Is The Goofy Kung-Fu Western You Didn't Know You WantedTom Breihan30Rush Hour was a silly little action-comedy B-movie that blew the fuck up in 1998, and it was easy to get the sense,…
Sep 4 2015229/4/15Kung Fu Hustle Is Goofy, Referential, And Totally InsaneTom Breihan61The whole point of the Jim Carrey movie The Mask is the idea of using CGI to combine a pretty standard and amiable…
Aug 31 2015128/31/15Wes Craven, RIP: The Mild-Mannered King Of Our NightmaresTom Breihan11By all accounts, Wes Craven was a lovely human being: a mild professorial type who made the people around him…
Aug 28 2015218/28/15Kickboxer Is Even Sillier Than You Remember, And Even Better, TooTom Breihan60I’m pretty sure the first animated gif I ever saw was Jean-Claude Van Damme dancing in a Thai bar in Kickboxer. The…
Aug 21 201518/21/15Fallen Angels Has The Prettiest, Artiest, Most Nonsensical Gunfights Ever FilmedTom Breihan11When I was in high school, Hong Kong art-film superstar Wong Kar-Wai’s 1994 classic Chunking Express was one of…
Aug 14 201588/14/15The Guest Is Nasty, Violent, Thrilling, And Best Served ColdTom Breihan37A little while into the brutal 2014 indie The Guest, we get one of the most viscerally satisfying bully payback…
Aug 7 2015508/7/15Conan the Barbarian Is Schwarzenegger At His Darkest, And Maybe BestTom Breihan214There’s a moment, early in Conan the Barbarian, when Arnold Schwarzenegger is wandering around some ancient city,…
Jul 31 201577/31/15The First Mission: Impossible Movie Is Very '90s And Very NecessaryTom Breihan57There has never been a bad Mission: Impossible movie. They’ve all been ridiculous. They’ve all strained credulity.…