The best thing about this video of a Houston road rage incident—captured by an incredibly calm bystander—is that the whole episode initially resulted in no incident report. As far as the cops knew, it never happened. That’s amazing, given all the criminal acts that take place in it:

Whatever sparked things—the man who was driving the white car has since filed a police report, and says the truck nearly hit him—things get very lit, very fast. The woman gets a drink thrown on her, after which truck guy shows up and kicks the car. That earns him a beating, and the woman manages to get caught in the middle of it. Then, when you think it’s over, the grand finale:

Fuck yeah, Houston. Usually we get our Grand Theft Auto In Real Life from Chicago or Los Angeles, but you’ve outdone yourself this time.

[ABC13]

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