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And Now, A Treasury Of Your Best Weird Grandpa Stories

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Grandpas! They’re old! And cranky! And they eat lots of weird shit! Sometimes they just walk around in their tighty whities and don’t give a fuck! Yes, grandpas are truly the most precious of national resources, especially this one:

 

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Last night I sent out that tweet and declared that eating fried blood nuggets was the most grandpa possible move. As a result, I ended up pleasantly ratioed with hundreds of stories about your grandpas operating at Peak Grandpa. Here now are some of your finest responses, best consumed with a can of sardines and tall glass of buttermilk. Please tie an onion to your belt before diving in, for it is the style at this time:

 

 

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Drew Magary

Drew Magary is a Deadspin columnist and columnist for GEN magazine. You can buy Drew's second novel, The Hike, through here.