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58 Future Jason Bateman Films

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Today we read the following story of how the Jason Bateman vehicle Game Night came to pass.

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It got us thinking that pretty much every modern Jason Bateman movie was undoubtedly conceived in the same fashion. And hey, I won’t judge our man for it. It clearly works for him. So, to that end, we figured we would brainstorm the rest of his IMDB credits, from here into the distant future. No need to ever sit in a pitch meeting ever again, Jason. We got you covered for life. We will accept no less than five points on the back end.

  1. Office Lunch
  1. Gym Buddies
  2. Dumb Uncles
  3. Hard Day
  4. Big Rager!
  5. Fat Cop
  6. Morning Commute
  7. Morning Commute 2: Carpool
  8. Easter Brunch
  9. Randy Doctor
  10. New Roommate
  11. Crew Chief
  12. Crew Chief 6: Manual Labor
  13. Town Hall
  14. Gay Coach
  15. There’s A Flu Going Around This Plane
  16. Biker Dad
  17. Bar Trivia
  18. Rec League
  19. Hockey Club
  20. Army Nurse
  21. Horny Ski Condo
  22. Aging Drummer
  23. National Lampoon’s European Funeral
  24. Shitty Tuesday
  25. Summer Friday
  26. The Weird Guy
  27. Personal Day
  28. Bowling Night
  29. Hot Yoga
  30. Happy Hour
  31. Three-Day Weekend
  32. The Timeshare
  33. Chess Club
  34. Chess Club Reunion: Checkmate
  35. Odd Lawyer
  36. Dave Gets A Nose Job
  37. Toyotathon
  38. Man Cave 2: BATS
  39. Trumpet League
  40. Garden Show
  41. Burrito War
  42. BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  43. Insensitive Castmate
  44. Boozin’ Headmaster
  45. Comically Ineffective Superhero
  46. The Offsite
  47. Open Mic
  48. Ash Wednesday
  49. The Playdate
  50. Lobsterfest
  51. Diplomatic Immunity
  52. Group Therapy
  53. Dog School
  54. Trust Fall
  55. The Spin Instructor
  56. Coffee Run
  57. Sex Pervert

 

Drew Magary is a Deadspin columnist and columnist for GEN magazine. You can buy Drew's second novel, The Hike, through here.