Photo Illustration: Jim Cooke

Twenty-six debates. After tonight, we will have suffered a total of 26 presidential and primary debates. I truly thought we’d be all be dead by now.

But since we’re not, it’s time for the next best thing: Liveblogging ‘til our fingers bleed. Welcome, friends, to the very last presidential debate of 2016. Special guests purportedly include Bill Clinton’s alleged illegitimate son, right-wing rabble rouser James O’Keefe, and actual billionaire and Trump nemesis Mark Cuban.

God help us all.