Did you update your phone to iOS 10 recently? I sure hope not—it’s a goddamn nightmare. But for those of you that didn’t heed my warning, should you decide to search the default (default!) GIF library for the word “butt,” you’ll find a sultry My Little Pony doing what no My Little Pony should ever do.
Clearly Apple didn’t think its censorship techniques through all the way. Try searching “tits” or “dick,” for instance, and you’ll get nothing, so it’s safe to assume Apple decided just to block those entirely. “Butt,” however, appears to have made it through. And since Apple is probably pulling from GIF storehouses like Giphy, whatever those storehouses let through, Apple lets through. Which means Apple just sent a cartoon pony vagina to millions of phones nationwide.
This isn’t just any pony, though. A quick Google search will tell you that this is, in fact, Fluttershy. Fluttershy is “a female Pegasus pony” who “lives in a small cottage near the Everfree Forest and takes care of animals,” according to the My Little Pony Wikia.
How she came to this state, perhaps only Apple can say.
[h/t Kyle Wagner, who immediately found cartoon pony porn]
Update 11:24 a.m.:
Apple has blocked the pony porn.