So here's the backstory: A few minutes Jolie dropped this link from Country Living into our chatroom. "This is What A Pitbull-Dachshund Mix Looks Like," it promised.
What awaited on the other side is quite possibly the greatest, stupidest dog ever fucked into existence. Look at that dog's face! LOOK AT ITS FACE.
I've been looking at this dog for like 45 minutes, and I still can't tell if this dog sucks or not. But this is definitely a real dog. There's video and everything of this dog, whose name is Rami. There's more! He's up for adoption! Here's his bio:
Hi! I'm Rami and I'm looking for my forever home. I'm a year old Dachshund/Pit bull mix. Yes, you're reading that right, and, no, you haven't gone crazy. I'm full of energy. I don't like walking on a leash. I'm a sweetie pie, and love to run. I don't listen very well, so you'll need to take some time to train me. Because I tend to be a bit hyper, I might not be the best addition to a household with little kids. But I'm sure that all I need is a little lovin'. Will you take me home?
But seriously, don't adopt this dog! This dog sounds like it might suck! There's a non-zero chance this dog will rip your Achilles out and savage your buttcheeks as you watch! More importantly, I kinda want this dog!