It’s not an easy time to be a Trump supporter. After all, the globalists are about to get their way, their once invincible champion has fallen at the hands of Billy Bush, and Truth as they know it as good as dead. The alt-right wingnuts are in panic mode, and the view is phenomenal.
In a post on Reddit’s conspiracy board, one user articulated the sentiment that seems to be sending the seedier corners of the internet into hysterics:
And with so little time left in the election, this newfound panic has them pulling out every big gun they can get their hands on.
Right now, their main goal is to build Trump back up as America’s savior. And to do that, they’re going after Bill Clinton particularly hard. After all, surely the former president’s own sex scandals are the magic cure to Donald Trump’s self-proclaimed pussy-grabbing tendencies. Which is why sentient Facebook meme Tomi Lahren brought fully discredited conspiracy theorist Ed Klein to talk about Bill on The Blaze:
“But let’s talk about Bill’s private life for a moment,” Ed Klein says about halfway through the video, leaning back, getting ready for the good shit:
Bill has a luxurious penthouse on the fifth floor of the William Jefferson Clinton Library in Little Rock. He spends an enormous amount of time down there; the national press corps has never reported on this. He invites 20-year-old interns who work at the library to come up to his penthouse to give him foot massages. All of this is in my book, Guilty as Sin.
Klein goes on to say that when he interviewed these foot-massaging interns to ask if they had ever gone any further (which is to say, doing sex), he notes that the interns demurred and “were noncommittal about it.”
Our man also reveals that when Hillary Clinton went to the hospital after hitting her head in 2012, a cardiac stress test revealed a cardiac arrhythmia as well as a leaky valve. Hillary naturally refused treatment, telling someone (?) that the necessary pig’s valve would impede her shot at the presidency. Classic Crooked Hillary.
Still, that’s just one. Let’s see what Infowars’ Alex Jones has been up to this weekend:
Sure, sure. Nothing we haven’t heard before.
That is, until:
Yes. Alex Jones points to a Facebook post explaining how Bill Clinton supposedly told a former beauty queen that, during pregnancy, Hillary beat her stomach and yelled about her baby’s possible deformities:
“He described Hillary being viciously angry, doubling both her fists, beating on her stomach, and yelling, ‘If this fucking thing inside me is a brainless Mongoloid or a Thalidomide Freak, or has any other deformity, you can be damn sure I’ll have the fuckin retard killed. I will not let some piece of pathetic, dribbling shit ruin my life, is that clear?!?!?!’” the excerpt states.
The entire article is grotesque, even by Jones’s standards. And the tweets you see above only account for about a third of Jones’s Saturday anti-Clinton content. Today’s been even more of the same.
Paul Watson, a popular YouTube conspiracist, has been going equally hard, with 50 or so tweets over the past few days along the same lines as Alex Jones’s above.
And, of course, there’s the occasional video:
Trump’s friendliest corners on Reddit—specifically r/The_Donald—are doing their part to counter the bad press by doing what they (sometimes) do best: Gaming Google. And they’ve got their work cut out for them this time.
Nearly all of the 60-plus comments that follow look something like this:
Unfortunately for them, it does not appear to be working.
Then, of course, there is always lots to be done in terms of laying groundwork for the conspiracy theories to come. If you’ll recall, after the last debate, alt-righters everywhere were talking about Hillary’s supposed earpiece as well as her trick podium.
Tonight, they’re making sure to get ahead of the game.
Good luck with all that, and may you find the peace and safety you seek. But remember: You’re never really safe. As long as they’re still out there, no one is ever really safe.