You see, it’s not that Alex Jones—whom Donald Trump has previously called a “nice guy” with an “amazing” reputation—hates the Jews. It’s just that he knows how how devious and money-hungry they really are. And also that they control the Ubers.

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Every day, Alex Jones spends a few hours seizing live on the internet in hopes of waking up the chemtrail-addled sheeple to the globalist conspiracies that exist around them. Those familiar with anti-Semitic rhetoric have long detected certain—undertones? call them echoes—in his rhetoric about cabals of globalist schemers. But for whatever reason, yesterday, Alex Jones decided that now would be a good time to just lay the cards on the table.

So, Alex, is there something you’d like to tell us?

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You know I was thinking, they’re always trying to claim that if I talk about world government and corruption I’m anti-Semitic, there’s mafias of all different stripes and groups but since you want to talk about it, the Emanuels are Jewish mafia. So there you go. But, I mean it’s not that Jews are bad, it’s just they are the head of the Jewish mafia in the United States. They run Uber, they run the health care, they’re going to scam you, they’re going to hurt you.

All of this is basically like something out of a modern-day version of The Protocols of the Elders Zion, the forged text that supposedly details the Jewish plot to one day achieve world domination through any means necessary. Here, though, rather than simply relying on the power of banks, the Jews have gotten their claws in two of the biggest scams of all: Obamacare and the gig economy.

But again, don’t go labeling Jones as anti-Semitic just because he’s on the side of justice:

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... if being against Jews that are weirdo Nazi collaborators and gangsters makes me anti-Semitic then fine. I’m not against Jews, but at a certain point, when you people call you out, I’ve been called out in hundreds of newspapers in the last month, as being anti-Semitic, because I talk about a global, corporate, combine.

Well, why are you labeling the TPP Jewish, I mean it’s got Jews involved in it just like it’s got everybody else. It’s communist Chinese, global government, Japan, I mean all these groups—but again, I’m gonna skip this break, it’s injected into it that you must be anti-Semitic. So, I was just sitting back and—let me then, I guess I better do some exposes on the Jewish mafia.

All of which is to say, don’t fault Alex Jones for the fact that the Jews are so wicked and depraved. He’s just the messenger.

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On a completely unrelated note, here’s what Donald Trump had to say about Alex Jones while appearing on his show:

Your reputation is amazing. I will not let you down. You will be very, very impressed, I hope. And I think we’ll be speaking a lot.

A heartwarming sentiment. And as far as “speaking a lot” goes, something tells me they already are.

[h/t Media Matters]