Photo credit: Andrew Harnik/AP

Today started with our pee baby president’s latest piss tantrum in the pages of Time magazine. It ends with him climbing around in a big rig, no doubt a reward for acting like a big boy and keeping his diapy dry.

Photo credit: Andrew Harnik/AP
Photo credit: Andrew Harnik/AP
Photo credit: Andrew Harnik/AP
Photo credit: Andrew Harnik/AP
Photo credit: Andrew Harnik/AP

He got a button, too, because only the best boys get buttons: