Donald Trump claiming that stardom affords him the right to “Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything,” is certainly the wildest and lewdest thing caught on tape in a video published by the Washington Post this afternoon.

However, the co-star of the video is one Billy Bush, Access Hollywood host and failson of that Bush dynasty. Bush, a celebrity in his own right, also has a lot to say, in between chortling along as ham balloon Donald Trump fantasizes about sexual harassment.

Here is a list of all the wisdom Billy Bush has to dispense in the video:

  • “Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit! In the purple.”
  • “Yes, the Donald has scored! Whoa, my man!”
  • [insuppressible chuckles at Trump describing how he likes to do kisses]
  • “Whatever you want.”
  • “Yeah those legs, all I can see is the legs.”
  • “Come on shorty.”
  • “Oof get out of the way honey. Oh, that’s good legs.”
  • “How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.”
  • “How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus.”
  • “Here we go. Excellent. Well, you’ve got a nice co-star here.”
  • “As soon as a beautiful woman shows up he just, he takes off. This always happens.”
  • “It’s hard to walk next to a guy like this. Yeah, you get in the middle, there we go.”
  • “Now if you had to choose honestly between one of us: me or the Donald?”

Billy Bush clearly sounds like a man who has interacted with human women in a sexual manner.