Animal Life
Bee stings
Mosquito bites
Hooters
Milkshakes

Objects—Inflatable or Stuffed
Airbags
Funbags
Balloons
Dirty pillows

Objects—Vehicular & Weaponry
Boulders
Bombs
Honkers
Goodyears
Rack

Objects—Vessels
Jugs
Cans
Milk Jugs
Gallon Milk Jugs (for larger breasts)

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Outliers
Bazoombas
Bajongas
Chesticles
Boobs
Boobies
Tits
Titties
The Girls
The Twins
All named duos (Sacco & Vanzetti, Simon & Garfunkel, etc.)
Jubblies
Cha-chas
Gazongas
Knockers
Num-nums
Ta-tas
Tee-tees

Plant Life
Melons
Cantaloupes
Coconuts

Proper
Bosoms
Breasts
Mammaries


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