Front cover of tomorrow’s New York Post via the New York Post

Former New York congressman Anthony Weiner, the powdered remnant of a pack of expired herbal boner pills found on a bodega shelf, has once again been busy sending pictures of his tighty-whitey-clad dick to a Twitter user, according to a new report from the New York Post, a reliable source of information about the ungodly things the former mayoral candidate is doing with cameras and his dong.

While interest will understandably focus on what the Post says is a crotch shot the one-time Carlos Danger took while in bed with his toddler son before sending it to his correspondent—as well as the general bleakness of what are indisputably shots of his leathery visage—one might argue that the true horror here is to be found in the actual text-based sexts Weiner supposedly sent, and especially in the emoji that purportedly accompanied them. Take the following passage:

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“And I mean literally. So now you know how I got to sleep last night,” he wrote, adding a purple demon emoji.

After she sent him a cartoon image of a pump bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues, he responded with a graphic, homemade text-and-emoji image of an ejaculating penis.

“OK…..Enough of that!! she wrote.

“Yeah. I taxed myself too much on that one. So anyway, what are you wearing,” he wrote back, adding a winking, tongue-out emoji.

Artist’s depiction of this text exchange by Ashley Feinberg

Weiner, who previously resigned from Congress after accidentally posting a dick pic on Twitter that he meant to send privately, and whose bid for the New York mayoralty two years later was torpedoed when sexts he sent were made public, is the husband of powerful Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin. All involved will surely be thrilled with the tweet Donald Trump sends about this early tomorrow morning.

[New York Post]