I'm going to be honest, you aren't going to get a very long look at at the naked-ass cowboy in the video above, but I think your experience will be better for it. It's like a Bigfoot sighting: One second you're looking at nothing but a snowy Detroit highway, and in the next you're getting a brief glimpse at a naked-ass cowboy calmly striding by. Afterward, you are left with so many questions.

According to cops who were at the scene, this man's motivations remain a mystery:

"It appears that he ran off the roadway and into the ditch," he said. "The report was the man was stripping off his clothes so I would assume (the police) found his clothes nearby."

Responding officers were able to get the man into a patrol car without incident, Miarka said.

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"We really don't know...why he did what he did. He never told us why he did this," Miarka said. "We obviously wanted to get him medical treatment."

Who are you, naked-ass cowboy? What are you?

[Detroit News]