There's some weird shit going on in Ypsilanti, Mich., right now. Apparently, some terrible person has been taking dumps on playground equipment all over town, and one local marketing firm has had enough of it.
Adams Outdoor Advertising has placed the sign you see above on an electronic billboard on I-94. There are two alternate versions:
There isn't much activity on the #YPSIPOOPER hashtag at the moment, so all you Ypsilanti residents who are reading this need to get out there and start chasing down some leads. Someone has to stop this monster.