I am unsure about owls. They are neat and smart and bizarre and expressive, but they are birds, and birds should generally not be trusted. Still, I would and inevitably will spend a good deal of my life savings to travel to Japan, land of cool weird shit, to visit this owl cafe.

The owl thinks it is in Paris, France
Touch the owl
The owl is not on drugs
May the owl-human peace treaty last forever

Fuck barn owls, though. They’re monsters.


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