US Weekly reports that Ben Affleck, star of the upcoming film Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, spent some time during the shooting of the film making last-minute edits to the script. Here, now, is an exclusive preview of these new scenes.


INT. BAT CAVE - NIGHT

BATMAN stands alone at the far end of the bat cave, his back turned toward the camera. We close in on BATMAN as he takes off his bat suit, until his broad, extremely powerful shoulders fill the frame. We linger on the shoulders as BATMAN bows his head in deep thought, because they are just so incredibly muscly and great.

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INT. BEDROOM IN WAYNE MANOR - NIGHT

BATMAN, now a shirtless BRUCE WAYNE, is furiously doing pushups on his bedroom floor. The room is dark, but moonlight slices in from the window to illuminate BRUCE WAYNE’S impeccably toned upper body. Sweat glistens on his bulging biceps as he pumps out, like, 5,000 pushups.

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EXT. ROOF OF WAYNE TOWER - NIGHT, POURING RAIN

SUPERMAN is nailed to a cross made of kryptonite. He is barely conscious and his head lolls back and forth as he moans in agony. It is a very symbolic and tight image.

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INT. BEDROOM IN WAYNE MANOR - NIGHT

BRUCE WAYNE is having sex with a very hot babe. His incredibly sexy back muscles flex as the hot babe below him scratches her nails down his back.

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EXT. ROOF OF WAYNE TOWER- NIGHT

SUPERMAN is still nailed to the kryptonite cross. He briefly regains consciousness and looks up to the sky, allowing the rain to batter his face.

SUPERMAN:
I have been forsaken. I, the Son of Krypton, was no match for BATMAN’S powerful punches and kicks. The bulging muscles in his thighs and his incredible grip strength were just too much for me to overcome.

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INT. BEDROOM IN WAYNE MANOR - NIGHT

BRUCE WAYNE is still having sex with a very hot babe. The camera pans down to reveal his very round and strong buttocks flexing with exertion. There is like a cool pain/pleasure juxtaposition thing going in this scene that is very cool and deep.


INT. SECRET POKER CLUB, SOMEWHERE IN THE HEART OF GOTHAM - NIGHT

BRUCE WAYNE is seated at a poker table, surrounded by other very rich but much less in-shape players. All of the players have folded, save for BRUCE WAYNE and THE WEAKLING seated across from him.

THE WEAKLING:
[Pushes his remaining chips to the center of the table] I’m all in.

BRUCE WAYNE:
[Smiles knowingly] This is a tough decision. If you don’t mind, I’m gonna have to think it over.

BRUCE WAYNE rises from the table and walks to the far side of the room. He takes off his tie and shirt, revealing his rock-hard pectoral muscles and overall amazing body. He grips the steam pipe above his head, and begins doing pullups. All the other players are so damn intimidated by BRUCE WAYNE’S raw strength and impossibly gorgeous body. They all leave the room in shame. BRUCE WAYNE walks over to the table and collects his winnings.

BRUCE WAYNE:
[To himself] Now that’s how you bluff.


EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY.

BATMAN and SUPERMAN are leaning against a pickup truck, smoking and drinking. An Elliott Smith song is playing—one of the really quiet and sad ones that is probably about suicide.

BATMAN:
You know what the best part of my day is?

SUPERMAN:
No, what?

BATMAN:
When I kick your fuckin’ ass.


INT. WAYNE MANOR - DAY

BRUCE WAYNE is thinking extremely deep and socially responsible thoughts while staring at a roaring fireplace. ALFRED enters.

ALFRED:
You asked to see me, sir?

BRUCE WAYNE:
Yes. We need to get a nanny.

ALFRED:
[Confused] But sir, you don’t have any ch—

BRUCE WAYNE:
[In super-growly Batman voice] I said get me a nanny.


EXT. DOWNTOWN BOSTON - DAY.

A crane shot from high above the city captures the skyline. The camera pans back and forth for 15 minutes.

Image via Warner Brothers