Earlier this morning, Donald Trump stopped by one of his favorite cable TV haunts, Fox & Friends, for one last campaign call-in. Also on the docket: Burning his very own daughter.
Offering his closing thoughts to Fox & Friends’ cast of noble academics, Trump said:
I’m very proud of my children. I mean, I’m just looking at them right now, as an example for your show. But I’m very proud. Because Don and Eric and Ivanka and—you know, to a lesser extent because she just got out of school, out of college—but, uh, Tiffany, who has also been so terrific. I mean, they work so hard.
I’m very proud. Because Don and Eric and Ivanka and, you know, to a lesser extent ... Tiffany...
Of course, Tiffany’s biggest campaign appearance was last summer at the RNC, where she discussed her profound love for a father who occasionally writes her notes and sort of calls sometimes.
If there’s one consolation we can offer Tiffany after a year of injustice, it’s that, in a few short hours, her stint as America’s Jan Brady will finally be over. In the meantime, and in the immortal words of our favorite Trump songstress: “I just want serenity/ While living it up.”
So do we, Tiffany. So do we.