Donald Trump doesn’t exactly have the best track record when it comes to babies. Which is weird for a man with such a close, natural bond to his own children.

Why, just this past weekend, Trump had a run-in with a furious infant at a church in Detroit. That baby was mad!

And this was just the latest in a rich, campaign-long history of Donald Trump feuding with little tiny infants. No need to take my word for it, though. Please, friend, listen to the babies.


August 21, 2015

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Baby says:


January 26, 2016

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Baby says:


January 31, 2016

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Baby says:


February 4, 2016

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Baby says:


February 11, 2016

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Baby says:


July 29, 2016

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Baby says:

Other baby says:


September 3, 2016

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Baby says: