Are you repulsed by the idea of eating prepared food from a convenience-store chain most notable for a sludgy cold-sugar drink with the word "slurp" in the name? Are you fundamentally opposed to having your lunch heated in a machine also used to reinvigorate yesterweek's Go-Go Taquitos? Are you not magnetically attracted to an eatery that offers 31 different brands of international calling card, and as many or more kinds of digital cigarette? Do you think there's a better possible name for a plus-sized hot dog than "Big Bite"?
Well, good for you. You probably also have sleeved shirts and joint custody and a car registered in your own name. The rest of us are all very impressed. We're also hungry, so we're going to 7-Eleven to look into this Doritos Loaded situation.