So Snapchat has chosen to celebrate 4/20 with a totally advisable Bob Marley filter that gives you blackface and dreadlocks. They’ll be pulling it and humbly apologizing any time now; I am typing this as fast as I can. Anyway, here are some experiments I’ve conducted. Thank you for your time, which I realize is valuable. I wish I could say the same.

Phoenix Suns Star Dan Majerle

2008 Dog-Adjacent Romantic Comedy Marley & Me

Did You Know There Was A Glee Character Named Marley? I Didn’t TBH.

Ziggy Marley

Marley’s Ghost From The 1984 CBS Adaptation Of A Christmas Carol

Snapchat Founder Evan Speigel

It Wouldn’t Let Me Do The Cat But Here’s The Cat Anyway